Breeze Flights from LAX to Sioux Falls

Well, dear travelers, let's get straight to the core issue here. We endure red-eye flights, weather delays, and the possibility of battling it out Hunger Games style for the last meal on board to get to Sioux Falls – the crown jewel only slightly less popular than the Eiffel Tower. Ah, the trials we subject ourselves to in the name of tourism. But worry not, with a flair of humor and a dash of sarcasm, let me guide you through the perplexities of booking flights with Breeze from LAX.

One might as well snatch the last piece of chocolate at a Weight Watchers meeting than dare to take the much-coveted non-stop flights. But sadly, direct flights from LAX to Sioux Falls are as common as unicorns. What you’ll usually have to deal with are connecting flights at bewildering airports large enough to house a small country.

But don’t feel disheartened because there is a certain charm in witnessing bored people dishing out the secrets of their lives during layovers. You might even learn about the best time to book your flights which everyone seems to 'know' but no one fully understands. Quite like the Bermuda triangle, isn't it?

What do travelers desire? Cheap flights, right? Let's speak plainly. Now, 'cheap' is relative, much like your annoying yet surprisingly wealthy uncle who only sends you a birthday card every five years. Breeze might not be at the absolute bottom of the airfare battle barrel, but they do provide quality service, making flights surprisingly bearable for the price.

You have two options - to go one-way or indulge in the round-trip excitement. Consider that the latter can save a few bucks and even your sanity from the bureaucratic maze of air travel. Yet, the former is perfect for travel thrill-seekers or those with an identity crisis. Remember, one-way is also the existential direction your life takes once you decide to travel during a pandemic.

The next question that gnashes its teeth at you is choosing between economy class and premium economy. Unless you don’t mind rubbing elbows (literally) with someone twice your size in economy class, you might want to consider premium economy despite the regret that will inevitably wreak havoc on your bank account.

Ah, Baggage allowance; the utter joy of packing life's belongings into a suitcase that must meet weight requirements as strict as a dietitian's calorie chart. Breeze allows one carry-on item and a personal item, but anything more substantial might require a small loan. Maybe it’s time to consider the Marie Kondo method of packing – if it does not spark joy or fit into the suitcase, it stays.

Next, for the frequent flyer and mileage program. You can only marvel at Breeze’s audacity in calling its frequent flyer program "BreezePoints". It speaks volumes about the airline’s creativity or lack thereof. Nonetheless, the proverb that says, "don't look at the vessel but what it contains" could apply here, as you'd be rather impressed with the benefits it offers.

Get ready with backup plans because Breeze's flight cancellation policy can put Greek tragedies to shame. Although, as sentient beings, we understand the whim of the weather gods, the airline's customer service often gets stuck in the realm of inconsistency.

There's an economy class, and then there’s business class; the latter seems akin to social distancing but at a price that’d make Bill Gates' wallet cringe. And for the royalty among us, there's first-class that compares to levitating on a cloud with in-flight services that might include a genie at your beck and call.

To be fair, flights on Breeze are just about as good an experience a beleaguered traveler can have. So rest assured, your expedition to Sioux Falls is likely to be nothing less than an odyssey filled with more notable stories for the annual family gatherings, sure to raise both eyebrows and glasses! Safe travels!