Breeze Flights from ORF to Albany

So you're planning on flying from a bustling naval hub, Norfolk (ORF) to serenely beautiful Albany, huh? I see, you must be ready for "an experience", because you've chosen Breeze. Aren't you the adventurous one now!

First things first, let's talk about flights. Breeze offers connecting flights because apparently non-stop, direct flights are overrated. Who doesn't love a little layover tease as you hop through various cities? It’s not like you were in a rush or anything. Not having that tempting ‘one-way’ option is also a breeze in itself, round-trips are usually more fun anyway. People often fondly talk about good times in two-go, but in this case, you are leaving the good times behind.

Just when you hoped for some excitement, Breeze dashes those hopes against the cold hard pavement of reality. I mean, who needs international flights when our dear domestic flights can transform mere hours into days of travel. They've truly nailed the 'travel is a journey, not a destination' aphorism. Bravo!

Your flight duration is solely at the gallant mercy of Breeze's circuitous route map. But hey, didn't you hear? The best time to book your voyage is two Tuesdays after the second full moon of the year. Yes, it's that precise! This is intended to complement their 'cheap flights' mantra, which, of course, is only cheap when compared to chartering your own private jet.

However, it's not all doom and gloom. Remember that Breeze has a charmingly optimistic flight cancellation policy. They’ll even provide you with a glimmer of hope, reassuring you that you'll be on the 'next available flight.' In reality, what they mean is; you might as well grab a cot and stake a claim in the corner, because you could be here for a while.

Aren't frequent flyer programs just the best? Who doesn't love the promise of 'exclusive benefits' while racking up enough miles to travel to the moon and back? Breeze’s mileage program is no exception, with their cloaked terms and conditions, disguised as benefits, designed for mere mortals like us to decipher.

Now, let's talk about in-flight services. Breeze offers meals that would make a starving person reconsider their hunger. They have also ingeniously abolished the class system onboard. In a world that spins on the wheel of capitalism, this meritocratic approach to seating is marvelously counter-cultural! Business class, premium economy, first-class; such archaic notions have been blown into oblivion, quite rightly so.

Of course, the crème de la crème has to be the baggage allowance. Two arms and two legs should cover about half of it, don't worry about the rest – unless you plan to bring anything else besides your wallet and an exceptionally good mood.

All in all, to survive Breeze, one must let go of the fancy airline reviews and usual expectations. At the end of the day, they do manage to get you from ORF to Albany and surely that counts for something, right? Have a great trip, you're going to need it!