Breeze Flights from ORF to Idaho Falls

Why, yes indeed! The joy of traveling is the perfect backdrop for the high-stakes drama that unfolds on the stage of our beloved airlines. Among the pioneers of this drama is Breeze Airways, the hip new airline that promises "flying the way it was meant to be". Ah! If only our ancestors knew our wings would be replaced with air-conditioned metal tubes; they must be dizzy in their graves.

Let's say, hypothetically, you're planning your epic expedition from the open arms of Norfolk's ORF to the breathtaking landscapes of Idaho Falls. Now, you could hire a team of sturdy oxen and a covered wagon to pioneer the plains, but then one wonders, why not relish in the marvel of modern aviation and opt for a non-stop flight instead?

Imagine this scenario: You're boarding one of Breeze's domestic flights, where each passenger, armed with their meager baggage allowance, is swept into an orchestrated ballet of overhead bin stuffing and aisle-blockage. Oh, the wonders of the Economy Class tango!

Your thoughts soon drift to the direct flights you could've booked. With such flights, you skip the awkward dance around layovers, connecting flights, and gut-wrenching sprints through sprawling terminals. But alas! The budget of a savvier than average traveler dictates our course, and those cheap flights with layovers in destinations shrouded in exotic allure, such as Charlotte or Minneapolis, are too tempting to resist.

However, fear not, for Breeze's in-flight services are the shining knight in the world of high-tailed aviation. Their kind and understanding crew who deliver mile-high sustenance and lukewarm beverages are the true unsung heroes. Sandwiches slightly cooler than room temperature, and a selection of sodas and juices to delight any connoisseur of high-fructose corn syrup - Breeze’s offerings are indeed charismatic.

And should you skip the lottery of the middle seat arrangement, the window view is yours for the taking. Gaze out upon the tightly packed buildings, miniaturized like your Aunt Edna's dollhouse, and the green patchwork of the Great Plains — each quilted square housing more corn than Iowa at harvest season! It truly is an inspiring sight, until you're reminded of the flight duration. The journey mirrors the great river of time, appearing to slow and stretch far into the horizon.

At this point, your thoughts may turn to reminiscing about the business class experience. Imagine the executive charter as delightful as a personal butler in the sky, ready to chuck a warm towel at your face every hour. In actuality, though, it's a slim cut section of the plane vaguely separated with toilet queue passengers, where you are met with a slightly less uncomfortable seat and an appetizer that has graduated from nutritionally dubious to mildly palatable.

Speaking of nutrition, our beloved airlines could open a school of philosophy with their unique interpretations of food groups. Who knew that pretzels and a cup of diet soda could constitute a meal? But let's not forget that working microwave, producing meals at the speed of continental drift! Ah, living the high life indeed.

Yet the question looms in every traveler’s mind - red-eye flight, or not? To answer the timeless debate, a loss of sleep far outweighs that of funds. Unless of course, you are a nocturnal creature, fleeing the dread of sunlight. Or perhaps a vampire, engaging in a last-minute flights dash. But, for mere mortals not blessed with the gift of impromptu slumber, the line must be drawn at red-eyes.

So, next time you’re pining for a splendid little trip from Norfolk to Idaho, remember that Breeze Airways is there, always promising a journey peppered with quirks and banalities. Just remember to pack lightly, buy a neck pillow, and perhaps meditate before boarding. But truly, what's life without a little bit of turbulence?