Breeze Flights from ORF to Las Vegas

Oh, come on, everything you've heard about Breeze flights before now, and you're still packed and ready for your journey from Norfolk to Las Vegas? Well, now, aren't you the little risk-taker!

Let me guess, you must have scored one of those 'too cheap to believe' airfare deals? Bravo! You really need to explain to me how you managed that little feat. Did you actually master the 'best time to book' algorithm or are you just another lucky, last-minute flight daredevil?

Well, let's wind our attention back down to Earth for a moment and get real. Ever heard of the term 'Red-eye' flight? It's very poetic. You see, it has nothing to do with lovely sunsets and everything to do with the sands-of-time biting your sleep-craving eyes. On Breeze, it's more than likely you'll need to brace yourself for a few of these charmers. Chin up, sunshine. At least they're non-stop - short and, well, let's say "bitter"-sweet. Direct flights with the speed of a raging bull, unless of course, you were hoping for a long, languid layover experience. No such luck on Breeze, my friend.

Now then, on to choosing your class of travel. This is quite the laugh, actually. On Breeze, you won't be perplexed with choices like business class, premium economy, first-class and the like. Nope. Here they keep it simple - brutally simple. 'Economy class' it is for all, my gallant travel maestro. So, keep that stiff upper lip and brace yourself for a 'one-of-the-common' trip, won't you? That's all part of the fun, isn't it?

Oh, you fancy yourself a frequent flyer? How delightful! Wait until you hear this gem — Breeze, with its refreshingly minimalist approach, has shunned any sort of mileage program. Yes, you read that right. No miles for leaving your house, no points for taking that long trip across a few states and certainly none for braving the potential turbulence on a Breeze aircraft. So, remind me again, oh intrepid traveler, why you're doing this?

Lets's chat in-flight services, shall we? Picture this - you, a stalwart traveler, nestled in your comfy (or uncomfy, depending on your perspective) Breeze economy seat, and then you find out how ... ahem ... 'limited' the on-board sustenance might be. Good luck with your grumbling tummy. A friendly reminder: eating your own hat is not recommended.

Feeling a touch of buyer’s remorse? Good news! Breeze has a flight cancellation policy. Bad news! It will cost you more than just a couple of shiny pennies. Dare I mention the term 'Flight schedule'? How very novel! A schedule that works on the principle of 'Will it? Won't it?' Who needs the thrill of Vegas casinos when you’re dealing with that kind of suspense?

Dying for more pearls of airline wisdom? There’s a burgeoning universe of Breeze airline reviews waiting to welcome you. I mean, really, who doesn't love a good, honest review, especially when waiting for a delayed flight to eventually breeze its way onto the runway?

There you go, my adventurous traveler. Hop onto that Breeze flight from Norfolk to Las Vegas, and brace yourself for a trip that’s sure to be ... memorable. Good luck with your baggage allowance too. May it be just enough to pack your sense of humor. You're going to need it!

Have an unforgettable trip. We're all cheering for you!