Breeze Flights from PHX to Fort Lauderdale

Oh, I see you've drawn the "short straw" of travel destinations and you're flying from the brilliantly sunny Phoenix (PHX) to the tropical utopia of Fort Lauderdale. I mean, who wouldn't want to go from dry heat to humidity? My heart truly goes out to you. But whether it's a business trip or a sudden urge for an "exciting" change in weather, I'm sure you'll need to know how to navigate this journey in the most efficient and least torturous way possible. Buckle up, because here we go.

Of course, first things first, you’ll need to sort out the flights from PHX to Florida. The word on the street, or the airport if you want to be factual, is that Breeze totally has it under control. Rumour has it they provide both one-way and round-trip options. Ridiculous, right? But seriously folks, hold your breath for the crème de la crème of air travel: non-stop flights. Yes, you heard it right, Breeze offers non-stop, direct flights from PHX. I bet you're wondering why anyone would even consider connecting flights. Well, maybe some people like layovers and interminable delays, who am I to judge?

But hey, if your absurdly posh side is yelling out for a touch of extravagance, I recommend flying first-class, darling. Nothing quite says 'I'm excessively fancy' like sitting in a ridiculously oversized leather seat, sipping champagne before you even take off. But if you're a penny pincher like me, economy class will do just fine. And if you're borderline bourgeois, consider premium economy. The seating isn't as regal as first-class, but it's a definite step-up from economy. How's that for a class system?

Now, have you heard about the Breeze spread of in-flight services? I mean, could you possibly survive a flight with meagre in-flight entertainment and snack? Absolutely barbarous. Thankfully, Breeze isn't that kind of airline. They've got all the movies and oranges juice you can stomach. For a price, of course.

For those of you who enjoy planning their travels at 3AM on a Sunday with a cup of coffee and overwhelming dread, let me introduce you to something called 'red-eye flights'. Ah, the satisfaction of ruining a perfectly good sleep schedule by flying through the night and arriving at your destination with bloodshot eyes. But hey, the flights are cheaper, so I guess the trade-off is worth it?

If you're a travel procrastinator, there's always the option of last-minute flights. Just hope and pray the stars align and you get a decent airfare, or else you’ll end up paying almost triple the ticket cost. Who wouldn't want a heart-attack inducing amount of flight deals to choose from?

Before you get too excited about penny-pinching or champagne-sipping, please, I insist you remember to verify Breeze’s baggage allowance. If you're thinking of packing your entire walk-in closet, you'll need to pony up the extra bucks. Unless you're a frequent flyer who's amassed loads of points with Breeze’s mileage program, in which case, splash out and bring a suitcase for every outfit!

Now, wouldn't it be tragic if after all of this beautifully sarcastic advice, the flight gets cancelled? Fingers crossed you don't have to grapple with Breeze’s flight cancellation policy. And remember, being a despair-infused, stressed and tired passenger is a choice. Might I suggest checking the flight schedule instead?

So there you go, dear traveller. Taking a trip from Phoenix to Fort Lauderdale on Breeze might seem like rocket science, but hopefully, with these somewhat cynical tips, you'll find your journey somewhat more bearable. Make sure to read up on your favorite airline reviews before you book and plan accordingly. It's not as if your vacation depends on it or anything. Safe travels!