Breeze Flights from PVU to New Orleans

Oh rejoice, future travelers, for I have the inside scoop on Breeze Airways' flights from glorious PVU, Provo to the cultural gumbo that is New Orleans. And believe me, you're going to want this intel. Because who doesn't enjoy being crammed into a tube with complete strangers for hours on end, all in the name of that elusive 'dirt-cheap airfare'?

The sarcasm is very much on the tip of my tongue here, but let's be honest, we all adore cheap flights but we want them without the screaming baby or the constant wonder of who exactly is using the bathroom this often. With Breeze, this dream just might become a reality. You could actually relish your flight experience as if it’s a magic carpet ride instead of enduring a joyless, budget-busting experience. A pipe dream, you say? Stick around, and let's embark on this journey of enlightenment together.

Now, where should we start, but with the mind-boggling brilliance that is the "flight schedule," of course. Because nothing sets the heart aflutter quite like an extensive list of departures and arrivals. And let's not forget the thrill of playing Russian roulette with the ever-reliable ‘flight duration’ factor. You'll be pleased to know, Breeze offers non-stop and connecting flights from PVU to New Orleans. A godsend for those who love to pit layover management against Murphy's Law over and over again. Isn't travel just fabulous?

The ‘best time to book’ on Breeze—Oh, it's just a spectacle, really. Because, who doesn’t live for the adrenaline rush of looking for discounts and last-minute flights at 3 AM? Come on, joining the insomniac’s club for a couple of nights is a small price to pay for that extra cocktail at the Mardi Gras.

Now, for the thrilling discussion of in-flight services. Breeze, bless their hearts, offers Economy Class and, of course, justifies the pricier Business Class with 'added perks.' They also claim to have this magical realm called 'Premium Economy.' The name itself screams luxury, right? Supposedly, it’s a harmonious blend of affordability and comfort, something akin to mixing oil and vinegar but who am I to argue?

And then, behold the Grand Poobah of all airline communications—the baggage allowance. Now, I know this topic sets your heart racing. The idea that your entire living necessities for this trip have to fit within the dimensions of '22x14x9 inches' is so endearing, isn’t it? But hey, don’t fret, because you get to pay extra for any additional bags. Yay!

Wait, don’t run off yet! We still have to clarify the minutiae of the airline review. It’s the holy grail of traveler information, filled with tidbits from your fellow travelers about the wonders of red-eye flights and stories too terrifying to mention here. Let me tell you, it's like reading a suspense thriller.

Breeze also manages to entice its customers with the allure of enigmatic 'frequent flyer' programs and mileage schemes. Because who can resist the appeal of earning ‘points’ to get more flights to endure? It’s a truly unmissable opportunity.

In the unfortunate circumstance that you must cancel (a barbaric idea, I know), Breezes' flight cancellation policy assures that you can get a refund, or perhaps a travel credit, or possibly a pat on the back. Okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the jist. At the mere expense of reading smallish print of ever-changing policies, you might just dodge being thrown right onto the ‘no refund’ train. Isn’t that worth toasting to?

Yes, folks, the sarcasm may be dripping off the page, but let me assure you, Breeze does offer an experience that makes flying slightly less terrifying and more suited to your pocket. So come, let us raise our glasses, to better flights, cheaper fares, and fewer public sneezers snuffed in the thinly-veiled sarcasm of an advanced-level technical writer. Bon voyage!