Breeze Flights from PWM to Columbus

If you're anything like me, you firmly believe that life's too short for layovers. This may be why airlines invented non-stop flights. I fully endorse them. Why waste any more time in an airport than we absolutely must, right? And guess what, dear travel enthusiasts, I've got a hilarious but convincing argument to make about making your next flight from PWM in Portland to Columbus, and I'm throwing in a roulette of 10 random airline words, just to keep things breezy.

Consider, if you will, Breeze. Ah, just saying the name makes you feel lighter on your feet, as if you're floating along on a cloud of convenience. If you squint really hard, you can almost see the cheap flights, just waiting for you to scoop them up in a gumption-filled travel frenzy. Now, if you're a connoisseur of round-trip flights, you're probably nodding at your screen, your frequent flyer juices flowing. You demand variety, flexibility, and most importantly, affordability.

Allow me to appeal to that travel-lover within you. Imagine returning to Columbus from Portland without first making a whistle stops at Albuquerque, Chicago or Mars. Perhaps, you scoff at the mere thought of a direct flight. Perhaps, you thrive on the rush of one-way journeys and the invigorating unpredictability they bring. But let's get back down to earth. For the average traveler, direct flights are the bread and butter of a fruitful travel experience.

Going the one-way route might be thrilling for an adventure-seeker, but for the finish-line-focused traveler, a round-trip ticket saves the mental bandwidth better spent planning meals or celeb-spotting at the destination. And lucky for you, Breeze's airfare comes in the first-class category of affordability. No, seriously. Breeze offers the comfort of a premium economy class, the efficiency of a checkered flag-racing direct flight and a price tag that competes with your monthly coffee budget.

Like the flight duration, your mileage program points will fly by as well. Combine that with Breeze's generous baggage allowance – you know, for that extra pair of boots you simply cannot live without and the seven outfits inevitably destined to sit in your suitcase unworn – and you've got yourself the full package.

Add the possibility of snagging last-minute flights on their convenient schedules and you're looking at a vacation-winning combo. Imagine the satisfaction of surprising your friends with an unplanned trip, all thanks to Breeze's spontaneous flight deals. A red-eye flight direct from Portland to Columbus? Who could resist?

But here's the kicker – instead of leaving you in the lurch with a flimsy parachute of a flight cancellation policy, Breeze supports you with a set parameters for sudden changes that are par for the course when it comes to air travel. Breeze recognizes the value of your peace of mind and lays out its policies clearly, taking another worry off your traveling plate.

Now you probably expected this post to be yet another dry review, filled with airline totalities, empty comparisons and an endless list of pros and cons. But that's where the humor comes in. Because, isn't travel supposed to be about fun, spontaneity and experiencing the new? Why not start the journey with your choice of airline? So, say goodbye to circuitous routes and complex connections, it's time to ride the Breeze. Portland to Columbus has never been simpler.

So pack your bags, dust off your passport, and prepare yourself for the trip that could only be better if you had wings yourself. You've just found the answer to an efficient, light-on-the-wallet and simply awesome way of connecting flights to fantastic destinations. Final boarding call, who's hopping on the Breeze?