Breeze Flights from RIC to Bismarck

You’ve heard of Extreme Makeover, right? Well, allow me to introduce its kitschy cousin: Extreme Makeover Airfare Edition. Instead of overenthusiastic presenters yelling surprise, we will divulge to you the joy, excitement, and (let's be honest here, the occasional despair) of flying Breeze from RIC in Richmond to Bismarck. This is an adventure designed for those brave enough to explore the unassuming, dare I say, ‘breezy’ corners of the air travel world. It's a spectacular tour that alternates between 'I've seen this movie fifty times already,' and 'Not another bag of teeny-weeny pretzels, please.'

Before we set off, might I suggest you start off with a hearty breakfast and a deep breath of Richmond air, because you gotta get set for the red-eye flight home. The cherry on top is that you're flying Breeze; a fact that certainly puts the 'ez' in 'breeze.' This nascent airline promises charm, prompt ‘breezy’ service, and their planes, well, they aren't exactly the Titanic of the skies.

Why joy through sarcasm, you ask? Because being a frequent flyer on Breeze will have you soaring higher than Richard Branson's spaceship. Better yet, have you ever had the pleasure of embarking on one-way flights to Bismarck? Probably not. Because really, who needs round-trip flights when you are traveling to the jewel of the northern Great Plains? The notion of setting off to Bismarck in itself is like a riveting plot of an untold adventure that stirs the soul of hardened travelers.

On the other hand, Breeze's domestic flights like the RIC-Bismarck circuit often come bundled up with cheaper airfare. Who doesn’t enjoy rolling the dice in the thrilling game of 'cheap flights' ticket lottery? It’s akin to playing Russian roulette with your credit card, and boy isn't it exhilarating?

In the exciting stakes of airfare, don't forget to cross your fingers for non-stop flights. Because, connecting flights are a joy, right? Especially the much-relished layover in bustling airports like, oh, say Fargo? Nothing screams vacation like dashing through a crowded terminal at midnight, with the electric buzz of neon signs illuminating your path.

In terms of flight duration, a non-stop affair from RIC to Bismarck typically lasts around four hours or so. But hey, what's time but a concept that we choose to believe in, right? On the plus side, you might even catch a magnificent sunrise if you are lucky, whilst sipping on your third cup of lukewarm airline coffee.

One must not forget about Breeze’s Mileage program. Because the free flights you might earn after spending thousands aren’t too shabby – if you like peanuts, that is. Stepping up a notch to the Premium Economy or even the Business Class, you get the privilege to pay thrice for about the same amount of horizontal legroom.

But don’t let these ‘minor’ inconveniences discourage you. The real thrill of flying Breeze lies in the unexpected. It's the last-minute flights that you book, the uncertainty that casts a lovely gray shadow over your travel plans. There's a certain intrigue to an airline whose flight cancellation policy feels as elusive as an Oscar must have felt to Leonardo DiCaprio before 2016.

So, there you have it, a bite of the 'Breeze' experience. I know what you’re thinking: it’s hard to suppress your excitement on this tantalizing prospect, isn’t it? Nevertheless, Richmond to Bismarck might not be a bad destination after all. If you are loaded with a dose of sarcasm, a pinch of thrill, and an unwavering love for the unknown, this journey might actually turn out to be not just another tacky sitcom, but a blockbuster of your travelogue.

And who knows? You may just find that Breeze delivers on its promise: Making the world of flying 'a breeze'. Just like how a porcupine hugs – soft, yet full of prickly surprises. Safe travels!