Breeze Flights from SAT to Spokane

If Lewis Carroll, the famed author of "Alice in Wonderland", were to craft a travel guide for the modern-day voyager preparing to embark on a journey from San Antonio (SAT) to Spokane via Breeze, it might look something like this. Time to buckle up savvy travellers, what lay before us is a peculiar, yet elucidating road (or should I say, flight path) journey of almost 1000ish words that could save you an inadvertent tumble into a rabbit hole of confusion. Brace yourself and enjoy your ‘Going Breezy’ travel guide.

So, you're sprawled on your couch, flipping through a plethora of 'airline reviews', sifting through what seems like an endless litany of flights, furiously trying to connect the dots of this labyrinthine puzzle? Well, the answer to navigating this perplexing maze of airfare and flight deals may just be a simple game of ‘Follow the White Rabbit.’ Are you ready? Hop ahead!

The white rabbit, burdened by his obsessive punctuality, sings out, "Oh dear, oh dear, I shall be too late!" Don’t echo his cry because not even a ‘last-minute flight’ deal might spare you in time. The Mad Hatter, however, chuckles, "The best time to book, my dear, is exactly three months before your desired flight date. There’s both method and madness in my advice." Trust us, dear traveller, there’s a grain of truth to the Mad Hatter's eccentric wisdom.

The Cheshire Cat, famed for evaporating at will, is the master of 'non-stop' and 'direct flights'. Swirling its tail suggestively, it bewitches, "Why go round and round in flights that make your heart pound? Embark on a journey that is non-stop, direct and bound. Or perhaps, if you're up for an adventure, choose 'connecting flights' that make your journey a tour of wanderlust and delights!"

But wait, the Tweedle twins chirp in, "Don’t forget the ‘layover’ time! It’s not a bother but a chance to poke around another town. Add a pinch of pleasure to your professional-bound measure!" Tweedledum and Tweedledee’s advice, it seems, is not just for the bee's knees.

'Economy class' or 'first-class'? This choice might have Salvatore, the Mock Turtle tutor, ruminate on the 'rigours of social stratification'. Alice would retort, "I believe in comfort paired with affordability". But White Queen would interject, "There’s no such thing as cheap flights, even in your wildest fancies, Alice. However, ‘Premium Economy’ is the way to pour golden affection on your tight pocket expectations."

Next, the March Hare leaps in with the expertise of a 'frequent flyer', "Baggage allowance, my dear chums, is most crucial. Pack light but pack right lest you take a frightful flight!", he warns, adjusting his oversized bow tie. Be wary of these words from the bearer of oversized and numerous pocket watches.

Then comes the gracious Red Queen, proudly extolling the merits of Breeze's 'flight cancellation policy', “Comfort and convenience, these are the twin elements of Breeze’s benevolence! There’s no such thing as an impossible cancellation. It’s merely reality needing a mild alteration.”

The final piece of our whimsical puzzle is the 'mileage program'. The Caterpillar, one for philosophical reflection, puffs out reams of smoke and declares, "To fly or not to fly, that is the question. But with Breeze’s Nectar Points program, the question transforms into an obsession with accumulation! So dear traveler, remember, every mile is a step towards self-actualisation."

And alas! Our flight path journey ends. The yonder destination of Spokane beckons with promise, adventure, and a hint of the unknown. What began as a whimsical excursion through a garden of knowledge, blossomed into an enlightening exploration of airline lore and travel advices. With each character playing their part impeccably, we’ve untangled the jungle of jargon and emerged at the other end ever more equipped for our endeavours. Bon Voyage, fellow wayfarers! And remember, there’s more to flights than meets the eye; the adventure often begins right at the booking stage.