Breeze Flights from SAV to Allentown

Oh, the joy that awaits in Savannah's historically charming city, with its grand old houses, artistic fountains, and horse-drawn carriages. However, what could possibly compete with the anticipation of embarking on a journey in a compact aluminum tube humming at thirty thousand feet? Such pleasure indeed.

Picture the scenario. You've just spent the most splendid time in Savannah, and you're itching to swap southern grandeur for the Pennsylvania's rustic brick-and-mortar heritage in Allentown. How to go about it? Common sense points to one direction: take the highway. But you are a seasoned globetrotter who understands the fine art of flying. Enter Breeze, a provocative challenge to your notion of domestic flights.

Now, this is the part of our show where we talk magnificent airfare. Hold your breath as we present to you an irresistible deal: one-way tickets or round-trip tickets, take your pick. And the "deal of the century" drumroll please...cheap flights! Because nothing screams "premium experience" louder than calling it cheap. It's the equivalent of an all-you-can-eat buffet date after a night at the opera.

Wait, don't lose hope just yet. One must be aware of Breeze's flight schedule. As unpredictable as a TV drama series, it changes with the same frequency. The suspense is quite exhilarating, keeping you on the edge of anticipation. And of course, direct flights are a dreamy concept one could only see in an airline brochure, while layovers and connecting flights are the reality of this glamorous adventure.

Concerning in-flight services, the sarcasm of life throws in a beautiful twist. As Breeze’s aircraft squeak and squeal up in the thin air, you’ll be knee-deep in economy class interior, wishing that you were snuggled up in the oversized armchair of a first-class more expensive ride. Then, during those long moments of silence, between the chirps of bored infants and the clatter of tray tables, you’ll remember your baggage allowance. The meagre weight limit is but an added perk to your air-travel memoir.

And let’s not forget the classic move of checking out the flight duration. Once you're on flight number six of the day because Breeze, unlike your favourite pizza place, does not believe in fast delivery, time may seem like a bit of a stretch. Or should we say a cross-continental expedition?

It would be prudent, no, wise, to turn yourself into a frequent flyer. The exciting mileage program offered should quench your thirst for masochism. Rack up points, swap them for more flight time on cramped seats and repeat. And if you are lucky, you might even get a red-eye flight just when you are trying to recuperate from your last expedition.

Yet, despite the many ironies, we persist. Breeze, with its colorful quirks thrown into the mix of air travel, still holds that allure of the skies. Perhaps it’s that inexplicable human instinct to sit tight in adverse situations and say - "This too, shall pass". Long after your trip, it’s these absurdities that will linger, warming your heart and kindling your spirit for the next great adventure. Oh, the poetic whims of travel!

And before you ask, yes, the flight cancellation policy is as elusive as the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Breeze believes in the romantic notion of commitment. You book it, you're in for a ride, come rain or high water. It's the international flights all over again. So, dear fellow wanderer, choose your destiny wisely.

So, are you still eager to book that Breeze flight from Savannah to Allentown? Are you currently contemplating if you've missed the sublime symbolism of this piece or if it's just layered sarcasm? Only the next chapter of your travel journey can reveal that. For now, relish in the absurdity of it all, after all, wanderlust doesn't discriminate. It savors every flavor of travel whether it’s economy class or business class, whether it’s premium economy or first class. It’s not about where you seat, it’s what you seek.